(Source: livelifehappy.com)
You don’t realize how strongly you bite until you accidentally bite your tongue.
Your Belly Button is just your old Mouth.
It would be a very different experience if cows moaned when you milk them.
When you realize “this little piggy went to the market” isn’t because he went food shopping
Thanks to all the early humans who died figuring out which plants we can or can’t eat
The quality of the toilet paper in an office bathroom is a pretty good indicator of how well a company treats its employees.
You’re probably in the background of a photo on some stranger’s mantle piece, somewhere.
Children draw really tall houses because they’re drawing them from their perspective.
